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5 Ways to Know Your Child Has Attention-Deficit Disorder
5.
When you go to sleep you have a cute fluffy poodle. When you wake
up you have one of those
ugly looking hairless dogs.
4.
You have used your child's middle name more than eight times today.
3.
You buy Ritalin at Sam's Warehouse so you can get it by the bucket load.
2.
Your child's wall is now decorated in cute little children's drawings
simply because you got tired
of erasing them.
1.
On your way to bed you tell your tell your five year-old to be sure
and turn off the lights after Nightline
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5. Encourage
that fifth dose of Cocoa Puffs before having your child rushes off to catch
the bus.
4. Spend quality
bonding time with your child by flipping between Jay Leno and David
Letterman the night before a big test.
3.
Assure your child that the school of hard knocks is always better than
taking the easy way out by getting a silly ol' college degree.
2. Ask your
child, “You don't want to be like that nerdy Bill Gates guy, do you?”
1. Tell your child that she does
not really need to know the fifty state capitals because if she gets elected
governor they will tell her where she needs to move to.
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5 Ways to Know You are Dyslexic
5. You
wonder about your neighbors because they post a beware of 'GOD' sign on their
chain link fence.
4.
You got to this web site when you were accidentally looking for Yveap
Luap's web site.
3.
You were given a speeding ticket when you were trying to be careful not
to go over 53 mph in a 35-mph zone.
2.
Your friends look at you quizzically when you persist that 'Edit' is
the best thing to get out those
pesky stains.
1. Your child
constantly walks in a circle because her shoes are on the wrong foot.